Food Porn is such an overused term. When you hear the word porn, what comes to mind? Something dirty, something indulgent and something taboo. Then there’s the question, what kind of porn? There are literally dozens of categories and fetishes out there (some quite fucken disturbing, like feet and pregnant women) and that’s where I come in with Food Fetish Friday!!! Food porn is great and all but this is the next step. This matches the “food porn” with a fetish or category to take it to the next fucken level!!!!!
Two Girls One Cup
Happy #foodfetishfriday ya filthy sailors!!! So, after the last 2 weeks of tributes and politics, i decided yous deserve a proper return to #fff with something straight up raunchy and possibly illegal 🤣🤣🤣. Missionary, Spooning and Hand jobs… NOT TODAY!!! We’re not doing the sexual equivalent of riding a bike with training wheels… no, no, not today… were going with the fucken equivalent of skydiving (possibly without a parachute) with todays category. So I’d like to thank @highonhealth1018 for suggesting this weeks beauty… 2 GIRLS 1 CUP!!! If you don’t know the category, id like to welcome you home from North Korea or from what ever bible camp you’ve been hiding in and or abducted to since it came out in 2007. Do yourself a favor and check it out on Urban Dictionary or watch the video if you dare… Warning: NSFW and the Brazilians are fucked up🤣🤣🤣. Dont say i didnt warn you. It was even too fucked up for the trolls on Urban Dictionary and that’s saying something.
Anyway, my version is a tad more appetizing. This is my 2 Candied Orange Spoons, 1 Mousse. My Fluffy, Dark Chocolate & Grand Marnier Mousse, topped with Orange Zest, Spearmint Leaves and 2 Candied Orange Peel Slices, stuffed inside a hollow orange peel “bowl”. Just squirt the juice from the orange top on the chocolate and eat the mousse with the edible spoons. The flavors are orgasmic together!!! Trust me 😉
So, if you just found out what this catrgory was, or if you have a suggestion for next weeks category, please comment below… i cant wait to hear these 🤣🤣🤣 #nsfw#foodporn #foodporno #bellyboner#cookingoctober
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Happy #foodfetishfriday ya filthy sailors!!! This week i wanna do something a little different, then I promise, next week well get back to the raunchy stuff 😉.
This week, id like to thank @sweetplanteats for inspiring our category… LATINAS!!! Now normally, this is where id go on to compliment their curves, that hot, tan skin, how fiery they are 🔥🔥🔥 and that sexy way they move, grind & dance. Look at the Salsa, the Tango & Twerking (thank you god 🤣🤣🤣) they’re all hot AF and look like fucking… then, look at the Waltz, Ballroom Dancing & the Chicken Dance (SMH, fucken white people 🤣🤣🤣) so crusty, stiff & boring, its about as sexy as an Amish Porn (except the Chicken Dance is actually wonderful after about 4 Jack & Cokes 🤣🤣🤣) Anyway, its not even close. Sorry, sorry, I’m getting side tracked, like I said… this week is gonna be a little different. So for this weeks #fff I’d like to specifically dedicate this post to those suffering in Puerto Rico. And im not talking like President Fatty Don-Don who dedicated a fucken golf trophy to them, then threw out paper towels, like a 2nd rate baseball mascot who throws out tee shirts to the crowd during the 7th inning streach… asshole. Sorry, side tracked again. So for this weeks post, for every 100 likes i get TODAY, ill donate $20 to a charity helping Puerto Rico recover from the hurricane. I know its not much, but i wanna help and its better than bullshit thoughts and prayers. I’ll make the payment on my stories so you know this isnt just a stunt for likes. Ill put my $ where my big fucken mouth is.
So for todays post im paying homage to Puerto Rico by making 1 of their best dishes, but with my spin. This is Roasted then Fried Pork over Mofongo (mashed plantains, with garlic and bacon) with Fresh Peas, Pea Shoots, and tropical Orchids on a rich Pork Demi-Glace Sauce. So please help me help Puerto Rico by liking & sharing this post so we can get them out of trouble and back to being sexy. Thank you all!!!
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