So for those of you who may not know… last year at about this time, I was out in LA for Masterchef, season 8 filming. While I was out there, i realized 2 important things:
1) Me and my… ummm… “unique cooking style and culinary prospective” of drinking, cursing and highly suggestive sexual undertones are not well suited to network television… because, fuuuuck them!!! 2) Home in Philly and the northeast in general, looks wise… I’m a hard 7, maybe a soft 8 (according to me) on a good day, surrounded by ugly people 🤣🤣🤣. But, out there in LA, I was about a solid 4… with hair and makeup done 🤣🤣🤣. This was a crushing realization and with my backup career hopes in modeling dashed, I figured I could maybe salvage something and highlight one of my (many) atributes by being a hand model instead 🤣🤣🤣. So, here’s my 1st effort, modeling this sexy, Fig Toast with Homemade Blueberry and Cardamom Preserve, on a Vanilla, Honey, Mascarpone Spread with Honey Wheat Toast, topped with Crushed Walnuts, Blueberries, Peanut Butter Streaks and Spearmint accent leaves.
So whats everyone think of my new career path? If you’re on board, share away… get me viral and get me discovered!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Also, shout to @bnutritionandwellness for inspiring today’s toast post, you fucken rock!!!
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